The new movie Paris, je t’aime is comprised of 18 5-minute segments each directed by 20 world-renowned filmmakers and performed by a crossing-generational and multi-national cast. It is a perfect tour map for anyone interested in exploring this city of light, but as a film, it is widely uneven with a few gems shining among a bunch of pebbles.
The idea is a clever one – having 18 famous Paris locations as titles for 18 stories that all involve love of some kind. It would have been a perfect paean for the city of love, but sadly the 5-minute time frame has really tripped quite a few talented feature-length film directors.
Some segments such as Montmartre, Quais de Seine (directed by Gurinder Chadha, it probably could have been more fun if Chadha had brought to it some lightheartedness from Bride and Prejudice, another movie on interracial relationship she directed) and Pere-Lachaise (directed by Wes Craven, I can’t believe I would say it, but I prefer his scary movie than this romantic attempt) are dull and clichéd.
Some segments, I simply don’t get it. With the exception of the homo-eroticism common in his movies that I also perceived here, Gus Van Sant’s (director of Good Will Hunting) Le Marais puzzles me. What does he exactly want us to walk away with? Richard LaGravenese also does not enlighten me with the love-hate relationship between an old stage couple in his segment Pigalle. The only thing in Faubourg Saint-Denis that reminds me of Tom Tykwer’s brilliance in Run, Lola, Run is the fast editing style, but the story doesn’t make any sense to me.
The Coen Brothers’ (collaborators of Fargo) Tuileries is promising in the first couple minutes. Steve Buscemi is an apparent sex-starved American tourist unnerved by all the references of love on his tour book and some wild hanky-panky between a young couple waiting for train on the opposite side from him. It would have been perfect if the Coens used the five minutes to concentrate on exploring Buscemi’s emotions observing all the people waiting for trains on that platform. However, the Coens turns the segment quickly into some bizarre love provocation and it is just way over the top.
My favorite director Alfonso Cuaron (director of Children of Men) disappoints me by writing a predictable character in his segment Parc Monceau. No portrayal of love will be complete without a vampire love story. Vincenzo Natali’s Quartier de la Madeleine is merely vampire genre exploitation and nothing more. Olivier Assayas’ Quartier des Enfants Rouges is semi-interesting, but he clearly needs longer time than allowed five minutes to make a much compelling story.
Then there is a truly weird one: Porte de Choisy. I am actually quite insulted by this segment done by Christopher Doyle. Doyle is a strange choice among all these first rate directors. He is mainly a cinematographer and only directed one Japanese movie before this short one in Paris, je t’aime. In his segment, Monsieur Henny tries to sell some hair products to Madame Li, a sexy, karate kicking hair salon owner. The Asian women are all portrayed completely based on centuries-old Western male fantasy about Oriental women with a modern twist – lotus blossom - dragon lady dichotomy: lusty shrews.
Now it may be time for me to talk about the ones that I love. Walter Salles’ (director of The Motorcycle Diaries) Loin du 16eme should be used as an example for anyone attempting to create a believable story with five-minute time. Salles has only one character: a Hispanic immigrant who leaves her baby behind in a day care every day to care for a rich baby. Talented and beautiful Catalina Sandino Moreno (from Maria Full of Grace and Fast Food Nation) plays the girl. There is no unnecessary exposition. Everything is explained by the girl’s action and surrounding. All the feelings are expressed on Moreno’s wonderful face. When she sings the same lullaby to these two different babies, her facial expression has said it all.
Isabel Coixet’s Bastille does something totally opposite of what Salles does in Loin du 16eme. She crams a man’s life story into a short five-minute time frame and renders audience surprising satisfaction. It is narrated by a voice-over and feels like a fable about love. In the end, we are touched and entertained at the same time. She also picks a perfect Paris location: what place other than Bastille can be better to tell a story about love and death.
Nobuhiro Suwa’s Place des Victoires tells a story of grieving mother coping with the loss of her son. It is heartbreaking but delivers a strong faith at the end. Of course, having the always reliable Juliette Binoche play the female lead helps a lot.
Sylvain Chomet transfers his genius from his marvelously imaginative animation feature The Triplets of Belleville into a short five-minute live segment featuring two mimes. It wonderfully combines the icon image of Paris art scene with the icon image Paris represents to the world – love. It also espouses the idea to embrace nonconformity.
Oliver Schmitz’s Place des Fetes tells the story in flash backs and connects all the dots at the end of the five-minute. I admire it for both his technique and the moving story.
My absolute favorite of the 18 segments has to be Alexander Payne’s (director of Sideways) 14eme Arrondissement. He achieves something unthinkable: he brings ordinariness into a city that is anything but ordinary. Carol (played by Margo Martindale in an Oscar worthy performance), a lonely middle-age American, always dreams about going to Paris. She finally saves enough money and even takes French lessons to prepare for her trip. When she practices her French to ask for a restaurant to eat, the kind Parisian answers her in struggling English and pointed to a Chinese restaurant. That one scene alone can serve as a social commentary and character study peppered with Payne’s trademark dry sense of humor. Like in all his other movies, Payne always manages to bring smile to your face while tears are welling up in your eyes. I believe Carol’s final comments about her feelings toward Paris will echo with many of us non Paris-residents. It is said so eloquently yet so unpretentiously. It would have been a perfect ending for this movie, however, for some unknown reason beyond me, we are treated to a group of shots to show us the relations among some of the characters in different stories and what they are doing when the night falls on Paris.
I only wish that Payne could make his next feature length movie completely in Paris.